Cheap Bastard Engraved Wooden Spoon – Funny Rude Gag Gift
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Give someone a gift that perfectly matches their sense of humour with this rude engraved wooden spoon. Featuring the cheeky message “You’re a Cheap Bastard, but at Least You Get a Spoon,” it makes a hilarious novelty present for friends, relatives, partners or colleagues who enjoy playful banter.
Product Details:
• One engraved wooden spoon
• Crafted from natural beech wood
• Professionally laser-engraved message
• Bold, easy-to-read design
• Smooth, comfortable long handle
• Suitable for cooking, serving or displaying
• A funny yet practical novelty gift
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, leaving parties, housewarmings, joke prizes or friendly banter between adults.
Care Instructions:
Hand wash using warm, soapy water and dry immediately. Do not soak or place in a dishwasher. As wood is a natural material, its colour and grain may vary slightly.

